“The only thing pumping is the couch cushion.”
Lost money on crypto?
$DepressedCouchFart is a satirical meme coin that embodies the current miserable state of the crypto market—where dreams turn into dust, portfolios bleed red, and the only thing left to do is sit on the couch, sigh, and let out a defeated fart. It’s a coin for the traders who’ve held too long, the degens who bought the top, and the believers who still whisper “it’ll come back” into the abyss.
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Is this you?
Then look no further.
It’s a coin for those who’ve accepted their fate: stuck on the couch, questioning life, and letting out the occasional existential fart. Built on pure vibes and the power of collective apathy, it embraces the chaos of the crypto world with zero promises, zero utility, and infinite meme potential. Whether you’re here to laugh, cry, or just watch it all unfold from your dented sofa, one thing’s for sure—this token stinks of greatness. Sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course.
Some coins go to the moon. Others change the world. Depressed Couch Fart just sits there. Like you, sunk into the couch, binge-watching life pass by, occasionally letting out a deep, soul-crushing fart. No utility. Just pure, unfiltered meme energy.
CA Coming Soon!
Roadmap
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Launch Token to Nowhere: We’ll create a token and hope it does something. It probably won’t, but it’ll look cool
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Viral Meme Campaign: Post memes about how we’ve all lost money in crypto, because who doesn’t want to laugh at their own misery?
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Get Listed on Every Exchange…Eventually: We’ll ask Binance and Coinbase, but expect to get ignored. Aim for 100% rejection rate.
